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Life’s great mysteries can only be solved in one way… Google that shit.
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It’s a tough job bein a cop… dangerous work
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That Bitch feel played… She’s probably a nice girl
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You’ve been Sanduskied. But Joe Pa won’t tell.
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what really happens in the hood
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It needs, no explanation.
(via italianalex)
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There was a four car wreck in Mexico City today. 45 were pronounced dead.
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What’s the difference between acne and a catholic priest. Acne only comes on a boy’s face, after he’s 12.
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how are chlamydia and a cheating boyfriend alike. My girlfriend’s got both and don’t know it yet.
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It’s a good thing fat girls aren’t real people
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my history teacher asked me what the holocaust was. Apparently ‘Hilarious’ isn’t the right answer.
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Supa Hot Fire Dog
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Billy you old sailor you!!
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Caesar You got me fucked up. I chew yo ass up like chicken quesadilla.
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Bobby Knight shows Cooach K who’s boss. Coach K tries to dish it back; but Bobby ain’t havin’ none of it. CHILD’S PLAY!! the creepy guy in the background says, “Oh Shit!! Bobby ‘bouta get stupid crazy on this young buck.
